The Crackberry Files: 001
We like to remain in constant contact … just to annoy eachother. So we use our Crackberry’s to make annoying sounds that make those around us assume we are popular. Here is Random BBM Convo #1
Miss Communication: I just got asked to be someones date to the Michael Jackson memorial service … New low or New high?
Captain Pants: Ummmmm
Captain Pants: Weird
Captain Pants: By who?
Miss Communication: The stalker
Miss Communication: He won that lotto of tickets
Miss Communication: Isn’t he too young to remember MJ?
Captain Pants: That’s just really weird
Miss Communication: So your saying don’t go? Lol
Captain Pants: Uhhhhh that’s on u
Miss Communication: Way to keep me safe Pants!
Captain Pants: I would be laughing the whole time
Miss Communication: Stalker? Funeral? Race riots!
Captain Pants: U know better
Miss Communication: I am just guessing on the race riots btw … No one race can claim him
Captain Pants: It would be an awesome story from the grandkids though
Miss Communication: Until it ended with me tied up in a basement
Miss Communication: And my amazing escape
Miss Communication: That involved using my vagina to twitter for help on my blackberry
Captain Pants: Omg
Captain Pants: I almost crashed
Captain Pants: I was laughing so hard
Miss Communication: Remind me to unlink my fb and twitter
Miss Communication: He would see my cries for help since we are fb friends
Miss Communication: Fb the place to keep stalkers and make people jealous using pics
Captain Pants: omg that needs to be twittered
Miss Communication: I like my current 1 liner … I’m so much more interesting on the internet
Captain Pants: Then I may jack it and just give u credit haha
Miss Communication: that works!
Miss Communication: Hot dogs for dinner?
Miss Communication: I got those spicy ones!
Captain Pants: Sounds good but I actually have a veggie sammy that I forgot to take for lunch. I will just munch on that. Thanks! I can make you one too if u want
Miss Communication: Aww you rule!
Miss Communication: Btw on a random note a pornstar called to ask me about my Hybrid today
Miss Communication: Changing the world one pornstar at a time lol
Captain Pants: Hahahaha
Miss Communication: Dude did u notice we have midget stop signs on our street??? And street signs they are abnormally short
Captain Pants: Did you notice this because for 2 seconds you weren’t texting and driving?
Miss Communication: No it’s because i almost hit the stop sign … While i was
Miss Communication: Ok nevermind I’m home! HIIIIII!
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