Adventure in Internet Dating: Foreigner

Posted by Captain Pants on Sep 9, 2009 in Adventures In Internet Dating |

I wanna know what love is…I want you to show me….
Sorry. Got carried away there. So, we all know that the internet is for everyone and we are all looking for love. I also know that most programs now a days, even text on phones, have spell check for those who are not too good in that department. Soooooo, where’s the “that doesn’t make any sense!” for the foreigner emails?!…

Here are the emails. Nothing is changed or fixed. I couldn’t fix these even if I tried! There aren’t much, but I had to share these!
fez

HI I REED UR PROFILE AND U ARE A VERY NICE GIRL AND I WAS WODER DO U DATE HISPANICS.
-I don’t discriminate! I’m just sick of playing editor with my red pen. Thanks for reeding!

Just now want to say HI ,Realy you are soooooooooo pretty .not execting to revieve from you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers
-Uhhhh…What???

frankly i can saw you are smiling wonderful. i miss to see like this smile
-::nervous smile:: th-thanks. I think.

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4 Comments

The Alleged Ringleader
Sep 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm

Good God I don’t understand these people! Lord knows I have had my share of internet dating FAILS and 90% of the emails I got were illiterate, unpunctuated, and made no sense whatsoever!


 
Catherinette Singleton
Sep 24, 2009 at 3:42 am

Why are people so freaking retarded? Really, why?


 
Paul
Sep 29, 2009 at 11:50 pm

What is even more disturbing: I’ve taken a few online classes from the local community college and the comments posted by many of the students weren’t much better. This includes an advanced level English class where presumably you’ve already passed a college level English course before.


 
Pete Schult
Nov 2, 2009 at 8:33 am

Following up on what Paul said, I’ve been in graduate level classes in which people had problems with “there” “they’re” and “their.”


 

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