So, back when I first started the internet dating I gave ALL guys from all walks of life a chance. If it had a penis and looked cute I would message him back. Why not? That’s what I’m here for right? What could be the harm in just a friendly hello?? Famous last words, I know. I quickly learned my lesson and have since changed my settings (which still doesn’t stop the 25 and younger guys from messaging, but at least the inbox sends them and me a “Hey this guy is YOUNG” message…haha). Most guys have got the hint, but there is one in particular that still pops up now and again.
In the beginning we exchanged IM screen names because well, let’s face it, it’s easier than emailing back and forth. Through constant IM’ing, on his part (damn that guy can type/text forever!), I realized that this guy was way too young for me and even with his REPEATED “I don’t like girls my age. I’m just not into all that party and crazy lifestyle anymore. I want a girl that knows where she is going in life and is ready to settle down.” Slow down there kiddo. I get the point. I’m just not your girl. Sorry, but I have to listen to my mom when she says
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Tags: Adventures In Internet Dating, Dating, dating younger guys, internet dating, Man he can talk, the young and the restless
Posted by Miss Communication on Jul 7, 2009 in
Random Actual Conversations We like to remain in constant contact … just to annoy eachother. So we use our Crackberry’s to make annoying sounds that make those around us assume we are popular. Here is Random BBM Convo #1
Miss Communication: I just got asked to be someones date to the Michael Jackson memorial service … New low or New high?
Captain Pants: Ummmmm
Captain Pants: Weird
Captain Pants: By who?
Miss Communication: The stalker
Miss Communication: He won that lotto of tickets
Miss Communication: Isn’t he too young to remember MJ? Read more…
Tags: Blackberry Mafia, I'm Popular, Say No to The Crackberry, The Crackberry Files, We Do things to annoy you
Posted by Miss Communication on Feb 24, 2009 in
Random Actual Conversations 
So what do people in porn talk about at the office water cooler? First of all we don’t have an office water cooler … we have lots of bottles of water though! People get dehydrated from sex ya know. Mostly it’s a mish mash of randomness, body parts, plastic surgery, things that make you laugh and your real life. Mostly we IM each other in the fab life of adult entertainment. Captain Pants and I IM each other from our separate offices all day long. Crazy I know … we chat all day, are roommates and still kick it on the weekends! I’m surprised we haven’t killed each other either.
I decided I would just paste today’s conversation to give the world some insight into our strange lives. This has not been changed at all. I only starred out names to protect the not so innocent. Enjoy!
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Tags: Girls like to Gossip, Life in Pornoland, My so called strange life
