My Longest and dearest friend is getting married. I tried to talk her out of it but that was hard to do considering she is knocked up. The best part is when she called me hyper ventilating after she had taken 4 pregnancy tests and they all came up positive but was trying to convince me it must have been something she ate. Honey, if Late Night 4th meal drunken drive through gave false positives on pregnancy tests … I’d never pass one!
Truly I love her like a fat kid loves cake! She has been with me through every stage of my zany life. I would have done anything for her … Until she made me her Maid of Honor.
Let’s start with the dress …