I think that I have a problem. That’s always a good way to start, admitting right? I think I have a problem because lately I have been catching myself playing the “How Can I NOT Date You” game. I’m usually playing the “I’d like to be your girlfriend because…” game. I don’t know what has changed and I sure don’t feel any different, but let me give you a prime example of what I mean.
So the other night Miss Communication, FES and I went to a little bar, which by the way was a really laid back, chill kind of place. The place was called Lucy’s in Toluca Lake. I highly recommend. Anyways, back to me. Miss Communication and I instantly heard the live music when we walked in from the back and my eyes magically (after I went to the bar and got a drink of course) became glued to the guy sitting on the stool, strumming his guitar and singing with his amazing John Mayer-ish voice. Now, to be clear I was not staring because he was hot or anything, but just on musical talent alone. After a couple songs THEN I decided to try and figure out if he was cute or not! A little delayed I know, but I was appreciating the talent first. What girl doesn’t want a guy that can pull out the ol guitar and sing a song he wrote about her while they sit on the beach at night and listen to the waves. What?! Like it doesn’t happen! So, I think I can sacrifice a little bit of the hotness factor.
I looked at the guy from across the bar trying to decide if I was attracted to him OR the music, but kept getting sucked into the music. Damn that music! I finally turn to Miss Communication, who was just as glued to the music man in front of us, and told her that after some observation I think he has to be only 22, 23….maybe 25 tops. She takes a few minutes and says that she thinks he is her age at least. There is no way I said. He looks like a kid. Oh wait, so does Miss Communication. Hmmmm. Read the rest of this entry »
I haven’t blogged in a little bit … but for good reason. Sexy Friend Turned into Sexy Boyfriend. Sexy Boyfriend turned into Live in Boyfriend. Who will now be known on the blog as Foreign Exchange Student or FES for short. You see he speaks another language and he likes to speak to me in it when he is frustrated with me so I have NO idea what he is saying and can’t argue back. Can you say sucks to be me?
So I didn’t want to blog about it because … well, I didn’t want to jinx it. Lame I know! What am I 12? Mostly … I am the happiest I can remember being in a relationship in a LONG time.
So I officially have a boyfriend … and we live together. Which is truly wonderful. FES and Pants get along really well and we all have fun together. It’s like a constant slumber party! Actually so far everyone is on Team FES and I’m team Captain!
I wanna know what love is…I want you to show me….
Sorry. Got carried away there. So, we all know that the internet is for everyone and we are all looking for love. I also know that most programs now a days, even text on phones, have spell check for those who are not too good in that department. Soooooo, where’s the “that doesn’t make any sense!” for the foreigner emails?!…
Here are the emails. Nothing is changed or fixed. I couldn’t fix these even if I tried! There aren’t much, but I had to share these!
HI I REED UR PROFILE AND U ARE A VERY NICE GIRL AND I WAS WODER DO U DATE HISPANICS.
-I don’t discriminate! I’m just sick of playing editor with my red pen. Thanks for reeding!
Just now want to say HI ,Realy you are soooooooooo pretty .not execting to revieve from you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers
-Uhhhh…What???
frankly i can saw you are smiling wonderful. i miss to see like this smile
-::nervous smile:: th-thanks. I think.
From the Desk of Miss Communication: So a little while back we asked for your most heated questions about the Male mind. You see i have discovered a RARE find. I have a male friend that lays it all out. He doesn’t sugar coat it for me but also doesnt hurt my feelings. He just tells it how it is! he is my go to guy when it comes to advice. I felt the need to share this wealth of info with the world! Here is the first round of answers to your probing questions. If you would like to ask your own qtions email them to whoremotions at gmail dot to the com or if your brave enough, post it in the comments section.
Q: If you want a girl, then why don’t you just make a move? What are you waiting for? Short (of course) of the chick dropping her pants and telling you it’s yours.
A From Mr. Sunshine: Interesting question, I wonder how many girls feel like this…… well from my guy perspective there could be a couple answers for this one so I will break them down.
OMG! I realized that I have not blogged about the infamous Announcer from my internet dating. So this date took place a while back, but is still sooo fresh in my mind…
I met the Announcer on an internet site. We chit chatted and talked about meeting up. We finally decided on a date, time and place (he came to me). We talked on the phone a couple times and we were both excited about meeting up. So, I get all dressed up (duh!), but still keep it casual looking and drive (practically around the corner, yessss!) to where we decided to meet for dinner. I recognized him right off the bat and judging by his face… I did a good job at getting ready, haha! Anyways, he pulls something out of his pocket and it’s a little stuffed monkey. ***Quick back story*** One day he told me he was going to the zoo with his roommate and his roommates kid and I was quite jealous. So he brought me something from the zoo since I couldn’t go. Awww…so nice right?!
We sit down to eat. Get some apps, drinks and dinner. We actually keep up good convo and exchange some nice smiles. He had a really nice smile. He was a cute guy and I was enjoying my view. We finish up our night, both ignoring our back up phone calls…haha. You know the phone call you have your friend make and if you answer you suddenly have some “emergency” that you need to run off to. Haha. I do find out that he is quite the partier, but I was ok with that. He walks me to my car and we say good night. No kiss, just a hug.
I get home and realize that I am glowing. I have a great rest of the night and actually talk to him again that night because he called to say what a good time he had. We talk off and on for the rest of the week. The weekend is coming and I have people coming over. I invited the Announcer ahead of time and he said that he would come. I was totally excited. Read the rest of this entry »
I would just like to know at what age do they offer neutering to men? Some of the messages that I get on the dating sites, not to mention the way some men act in everyday life, are just ridiculous. Tell me this…Why would I want to respond, let alone date you if it seems like I’m not even someone you are that interested in? Yes, obviously you are interested cause you messaged me, but if you act so nonchalant about it, what’s the rush in me getting back to you.
***NEWSFLASH***: Women like to feel wanted. Desired. Yes I know that you probably message 20 different girls a day, but at least act like I may have been the only one. Otherwise, really, what’s the point. And if I’ve somehow made you feel the need to tuck it in an email and we haven’t even spoke or met yet, trust me, you don’t want to meet me. But let me know when you grow a pair.
Here are some of those emails. No BS. No balls:
Him: I just thought you seemed like someone i’d like to learn more about. If you feel like a chat just hit me back, otherwise its no biggie. Hope all is well.
-Well since it’s no biggie and we are in no rush hit me back up when you grow a pair.
Him: Hello…Just thought i would drop you a line since i saw you checked out my profile, you are beautiful!
Me: Aww, thank you and Hi =)
Him: Your very welcome!
-Uhhhh. Ok. Guess we are done with that conversation. So, when are you gonna grow a pair?
Him: Hey there. My friend told me about this site and I decided to try it out to meet new people or maybe that special someone. Anyways, was looking at some of my possible matches and saw your pic. I think
you have a very beautiful smile and hope to get a chance to talk to you sometime in the future to get to know each other.
-Please man up that you joined the site of your own free will. Just like me. Now please…Grow a pair. Read the rest of this entry »
So, back when I first started the internet dating I gave ALL guys from all walks of life a chance. If it had a penis and looked cute I would message him back. Why not? That’s what I’m here for right? What could be the harm in just a friendly hello?? Famous last words, I know. I quickly learned my lesson and have since changed my settings (which still doesn’t stop the 25 and younger guys from messaging, but at least the inbox sends them and me a “Hey this guy is YOUNG” message…haha). Most guys have got the hint, but there is one in particular that still pops up now and again.
In the beginning we exchanged IM screen names because well, let’s face it, it’s easier than emailing back and forth. Through constant IM’ing, on his part (damn that guy can type/text forever!), I realized that this guy was way too young for me and even with his REPEATED “I don’t like girls my age. I’m just not into all that party and crazy lifestyle anymore. I want a girl that knows where she is going in life and is ready to settle down.” Slow down there kiddo. I get the point. I’m just not your girl. Sorry, but I have to listen to my mom when she says Read the rest of this entry »
I have a dear friend named Mr. Sunshine (you have seen him on the blog). He is a straight male in his late 20’s and happens to give the best advice on decoding the many penises in my life! Since he has started giving me advice … it has really made things clearer for me … when I take said advice. Ha! That’s the other part of the battle …
Any whoo! I asked him if he would write a few blogs answering in is “oh so honest, not always what I want to hear, always accurate way” …. Some questions from the ladies! So ask away either via the comments section or to be anonymous send them to whoremotions@gmail.com
I can’t promise you will get the answer you want to hear or something fluffy and PC like you do from Cosmo, but I can promise he will be accurate. And isn’t that what we want? Some downright honest answers about how the man’s mind works!
My 1st date with Cute New Guy had gone pretty good … But so were my other dates with the Sexy Friend, like REALLY good. I was actually hitting it off well … with both of them. Hmmmmm decisions, decisions. I decided I’ll hang out with both until I know for sure who I like. After all I’ve only been on a few dates with each of them.
Last week Cute New Guy invites me out to his area to try some new restaurant for our third date. I head out to BFE looking cute, parking 9 blocks away and having to make a hike up a hill in heels just to get to his place. Note to self: This guy maybe geographically undesirable … OK totally undesirable! His parking options BLOW! Read the rest of this entry »
3 weekends ago I headed out to dinner with a group of friends. Well to be honest this was a “date try out”. You see I have a guy friend who I’ve known for a long time, in fact he dated an old friend of mine several years back. There was always an attraction that we seemed to avoid … for that very reason. Neither of us has spoken to her in ages, so we kind of decided to try a date on for size. But in a group setting to be safe and I think we were both nervous about being tacky.
This is the first date I was nervous for in a long time! I drive up to the restaurant where I will be joined by my date and 10 of our friends. My date and I live in very different areas and I was about 15 minutes early. As I’m getting out of my car I see a cute guy who I have never met! Now I’ve met everyone in my circle of friends and quickly make my way over. Hey! I was still on free time the date didn’t start for 15 min and my date wasn’t there yet. So I’m making the rounds and the new guy starts chatting me up. Hmmmmm … how am I gonna pull this off. Read the rest of this entry »
