I have a dear friend named Mr. Sunshine (you have seen him on the blog). He is a straight male in his late 20’s and happens to give the best advice on decoding the many penises in my life! Since he has started giving me advice … it has really made things clearer for me … when I take said advice. Ha! That’s the other part of the battle …

Any whoo! I asked him if he would write a few blogs answering in is “oh so honest, not always what I want to hear, always accurate way” …. Some questions from the ladies! So ask away either via the comments section or to be anonymous send them to whoremotions@gmail.com

I can’t promise you will get the answer you want to hear or something fluffy and PC like you do from Cosmo, but I can promise he will be accurate. And isn’t that what we want? Some downright honest answers about how the man’s mind works!

Fire away ladies ….

I haven’t blogged in a minuet … thought of a ton of things to blog about but well, life has caught up with me. Which is part of this post! Ohhh see how I tied that in? it’s like I’m really writer ….but totally different.

Maintaining Work, Family, Friends, Life and ME
I pray to god I’m not the only one with this problem, but I seem to have a really hard time balancing all the things in my life. I have to work the required 8-10 hours a day, go to the gym for an hour, eat 2-3 meals, handle my personal hygiene (which when you’re a lady … takes some time, sadly my legs don’t shave themselves!), get grocery shopping and general errands done, be a good daughter, be a fun friend, be a fabulous date, at some point get a bikini wax, nails did, hair cut, feed, water and groom my dogs …. Read the rest of this entry »

This is a new feature!! Ohh it’s like we have a snazzy magazine, but totally different! Because it’s a blog …in case you were wondering. Every Sunday Captain Pants and I do something fun aka live life. We try to go places neither of us have been, do an interesting activity, take a class on something random, etc. All in an effort to increase our excelling at life factor!

Last week I wrote about us driving down PCH and hitting a fun restaurant for Mojitos. This week we went to The Getty Villa . Pants discovered you have to get tickets before you can go to The Villa that issue you a certain time to show up. Best thing about these tickets is that they are Read the rest of this entry »

Somehow I ended up in love with a 17 year old Vampire (well he is technically a 108 years old, so he is very mature for his age and that removes the whole “illegal” thing). Yes, I am one of those people who is very into the Twilight book series. It is pure and utter science fiction, aside from the obvious vampire thing. The book is about possibly the most perfect man on the planet and his unwavering love for a clumsy “plain jane” type of girl. I managed to get Captain Pants totally hooked on it too. I think my strange vampire fetish is starting to rub off on her. I have always had a thing for vampires … Read the rest of this entry »

So my last few days have been fairly interesting to say the least. Thursday I went to an adult Internet convention with a few homies. Then went to a bar with this guy I am hanging out-ish with. Hanging out-ish is best described as 2 people who are trying to figure out if they like each other “that way”. We always have fun with each other … so I guess it’s a good thing. But we aren’t touchy or anything yet … but we talk on the phone/text/im a lot. It’s odd.

Friday I was on set for my new company. It turned into a really LONG day but I had fun/horror as usual on set. Let’s see this day started really awkward…let me just give you the break down. Read the rest of this entry »