My Longest and dearest friend is getting married. I tried to talk her out of it but that was hard to do considering she is knocked up. The best part is when she called me hyper ventilating after she had taken 4 pregnancy tests and they all came up positive but was trying to convince me it must have been something she ate. Honey, if Late Night 4th meal drunken drive through gave false positives on pregnancy tests … I’d never pass one!
Truly I love her like a fat kid loves cake! She has been with me through every stage of my zany life. I would have done anything for her … Until she made me her Maid of Honor.
Let’s start with the dress …
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FML. Let me begin by what a freakin’ hell of a day today has been. So, I thought it would be an awesome idea to go see a chiropractor while I was out of town. No, nothing was hurting, but I love a good back cracking. So, I get my little massage and adjustment and feel fabulous. At least for the next few days. Come about 3 days later and my back starts feeling a bit sore. Normal right? I knew that it would be a bit sore for a few days, no big whoop. Now about 2 more days past that I am in PAIN! My back is killing me. I hit up my weekly pilates class and instantly feel better for the rest of the day. I go about my day. Ride my bike along the beach with a friend and what not. The next day I can barely move!!! I’m almost positive I have a pinched nerve. FML!!!
I look up a doctor on my new insurance, call the number and they say I can just walk in. Awesome! I practically crawl to my car (yes at this point it’s BAD, real bad!). I get there and realize that I have been sent to an urgent care. FML, that’s like $50 more. Oh, well. I really need to take care of this and can’t wait. I fill out my paperwork, standing up mind you cause I can’t even fathom sitting down and getting back up. I wait for them to call me and take my time getting from person to person. I can’t even imagine what I looked like to people there, haha. I get into the doctors room, talk to the nurse for a bit (not really sure why cause it always seems like the doctor only asks you the same exact questions. Honestly, what’s the point!) So, then the doctor comes in and start his 20 question (or more like the same 20 questions). During the interrogation he asks if there is any chance I could be pregnant. To which my only answer that I could come up with at the time was…”Isn’t there always a possibility?” I mean come on really. What does that have to do with my back??? Ohhhhhh, the xrays. Duh. No, I’m good…I think. Read the rest of this entry »