I have a dear friend named Mr. Sunshine (you have seen him on the blog). He is a straight male in his late 20’s and happens to give the best advice on decoding the many penises in my life! Since he has started giving me advice … it has really made things clearer for me … when I take said advice. Ha! That’s the other part of the battle …

Any whoo! I asked him if he would write a few blogs answering in is “oh so honest, not always what I want to hear, always accurate way” …. Some questions from the ladies! So ask away either via the comments section or to be anonymous send them to whoremotions@gmail.com

I can’t promise you will get the answer you want to hear or something fluffy and PC like you do from Cosmo, but I can promise he will be accurate. And isn’t that what we want? Some downright honest answers about how the man’s mind works!

Fire away ladies ….

I have decided I am taking a break from anything that has a Penis. Not because I am actually going to follow through with my vow to just give up and marry Pants because she is the best Wife ever ..but because they are all kinda blahhhhh right now. I am stuck in a boy rut. None of them are dazzling me at the moment… P.S. no pun intended for those damn Twilight readers either

Let’s go down the List … Read the rest of this entry »

I need to come up with a better name for these, but for now..this will suffice.

Fashionably Late, as always:
I know it’s like a week past Thanksgiving but I wanted to post a few things I am thankful for.

1.The Mushy Stuff – I am obviously very thankful for my family, friends, dogs, health and the roof over my head. My mommy is my #1 hero, she rocks! My girlfriends kick some major booty too. They are funny as hell, all have different interests and are Read the rest of this entry »

Being venerable sucks. Getting your heart broken sucks even more. I should know, I like most people have had mine broken and sometimes even stomped on a few times. They (which I still have no idea who they is ..) say that you will never forget your first love. I agree with this mostly for the reason your first love is the deepest cut you feel. Someone should be cuing Sheryl Crow’s OH! so whoremotional hit “The first cut is the deepest” right about now.

The first time you fall in love your not ”smart” enough to protect yourself. You go balls to the wall! When that doesn’t work out it feels like your heart has been shattered into a million little pieces and can never Read the rest of this entry »

I officially would like to have the term “hanging out” removed permanently from the mouths of anything with a penis. I know Pants would help me vote that shit into the amendment! Like really…this needs to be brought to the attention of the US government so women never ever have to hear that cop out BS term again. Is there anyone out there who can precisely define this term for me? If you can, I challenge you to a jeapordy dual.

This is how I see it, there are only 4 stages of “hanging out” you can be doing with someone. The reason everyone needs to know what fucking stage they are in is so Read the rest of this entry »