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Oh! So you are a total Douche?

(This is the follow up post to “The Tryout Date that lead to a Double Booking”)

My 1st date with Cute New Guy had gone pretty good … But so were my other dates with the Sexy Friend, like REALLY good. I was actually hitting it off well … with both of them. Hmmmmm decisions, decisions. I decided I’ll hang out with both until I know for sure who I like. After all I’ve only been on a few dates with each of them.

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Last week Cute New Guy invites me out to his area to try some new restaurant for our third date. I head out to BFE looking cute, parking 9 blocks away and having to make a hike up a hill in heels just to get to his place. Note to self: This guy maybe geographically undesirable … OK totally undesirable! His parking options BLOW! Read the rest of this entry »

Porn Industry Water Cooler Talk

So what do people in porn talk about at the office water cooler? First of all we don’t have an office water cooler … we have lots of bottles of water though! People get dehydrated from sex ya know. Mostly it’s a mish mash of randomness, body parts, plastic surgery, things that make you laugh and your real life. Mostly we IM each other in the fab life of adult entertainment. Captain Pants and I IM each other from our separate offices all day long. Crazy I know … we chat all day, are roommates and still kick it on the weekends! I’m surprised we haven’t killed each other either.

I decided I would just paste today’s conversation to give the world some insight into our strange lives. This has not been changed at all. I only starred out names to protect the not so innocent. Enjoy!

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